Kidtropolis 2017 – Con and Bex chat with Captain Calamity!!!
What dangerous things will you do at Kidtropolis? Bex age 6
Captain Calamity – I do lots of things that could be dangerous if i didn’t do them safely. I’ll be making giant bubbles that you can stand inside. They could be very slippy. I’ll also be launching pop rockets and doing a science demonstration called elephant toothpaste which has the potential to be dangerous but i take lots of measures to ensure i do it all safely. The most dangerous thing for me in the show is climbing inside a balloon but don’t worry. It’s going to be amazing to watch!!!
If you had your own TV show – what would it be called and what would it be about? Con age 10
Captain Calamity – I’d love to have my own TV show. I already have a brilliant YouTube channel. I think you’d love it Con. It’s called The Captain Calamity Adventures. It’s all filmed at The Lollipop Lighthouse in Chocolate Button Bay and its full of magic, bubbles, games, songs, balloons, arts and crafts, jokes and lots more. New episodes go out every week and you can find it by going to www.calamity.tv Don’t forget to subscribe.
Have you ever owned a robot? Bex age 6
Captain Calamity – I have never owned a Robot but I do have a pet Dragon called Scorcher who shoots out flaming bogies and is the only Dragon in the world to light up a lighthouse. That’s my Lighthouse where i live. The Lollipop Lighthouse in Chocolate Button Bay.
What are you looking forward to most at Kidtropolis? Con age 10
Captain Calamity – I’m really looking forward to attempting to beat The Guinness World Record for the most foam pies thrown in my face in a minute over 1.5 metres. The record stands at 71 so it’s going to be a difficult one to beat. Luckily i have the no 1 pie expert on my team. His name is Colonel Custard and if he doesn’t know something about pies then it just isn’t worth knowing. It’s going to be Pietastic!!
What bad thing is your favourite? Bex age 6
Captain Calamity – My favourite bad things are chocolate and sweets because they make me fat but they’re soooooo lovely I can’t help eating them. I also know some really bad jokes.
How do you make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
What’s a Ninja’s favourite drink? Wah!! Ta!!
Did you hear the joke about the pencil? It’s pointless.
I could go on all day but Scorcher’s getting hungry and i promised him I’d let him roast a few marshmallows for tea. Be safe! Be smart! Be smiley! See ya!!!!
Kidtropolis, Excel London (23-26th October) For more information and to BOOK TICKETS CLICK HERE!!!
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